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Below is our funny of the month. You can click here to view all of the funnies we've ever listed.


The Computer Swallowed Grandma (Poem)

The computer swallowed grandma
Yes, honestly it's true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found 'online.

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me.


This is a tribute to all the Grandmas and Grandpas who have been fearless and learned to use the Computer........?
They we the greatest!!!?
We do not stop playing because we grow old;
We grow old because we stop playing.
NEVER Be The First To Get Old


Upcoming Events

Main Meeting
Date: 17/03/2010

AGM and talk on Beckford Tower.

Main Meeting
Date: 21/04/2010

Talk To the Arctic with David Templeman-Adams.

Main Meeting
Date: 19/05/2010

Talk Living with 21st Century Shakers.


Recent News

AGM
Date: 15/02/2010

January EGM agreed to March AGM. Committe nominations requested.

Less than 2 months to Digital Switchover
Date: 14/02/2010

The TV Digital switchover commences in this area March 2010.

January Monthly Meeting and March AGM
Date: 20/01/2010

Special General Meeting in January to change date of AGM. Requests for Committe nominations. Please see main news item.


 


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