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Below is our funny of the month. You can click here to view all of the funnies we've ever listed.


The Computer Swallowed Grandma (Poem)

The computer swallowed grandma
Yes, honestly it's true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found 'online.

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me.


This is a tribute to all the Grandmas and Grandpas who have been fearless and learned to use the Computer........?
They we the greatest!!!?
We do not stop playing because we grow old;
We grow old because we stop playing.
NEVER Be The First To Get Old


Upcoming Events

Main Meeting
Date: 18/08/2010

Talk: Possibly Andrew Murrison MP (or substitute). To be held at St James Church Hall.

Main Meeting
Date: 15/09/2010

Annual Outing to Kew Garden.

Main Meeting
Date: 20/10/2010

Talk by Time Moore, Estate Manager, Longleat. To be held at St James Church Hall.


Recent News

Science & Engineering Group / Computer Club Summer Recesses
Date: 12/07/2010

Science and Engineering group - no meetings in July and August. Computer Club - no meetings in August.

Main Meeting Venue
Date: 12/07/2010

All future meetings will be held at St James Church Hall.

MAIN MEETING VENUE - 16th JUNE 2010
Date: 16/06/2010

The main monthly meeting on Wednesday 16th June 2010 will be in the Civic Hall, Trowbridge.


 


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